Sacred cows taste better.


Saturday, August 27, 2022

The Racists Made A Critical Mistake



I've been building up a science fiction club in Milwaukee over the last year and a half, and doing so has taken me on some interesting turns lately. I've been making up fliers and distributing them around key areas throughout town, mostly libraries and coffee shops. This has taken me to little nooks of the city which even a lifetime Milwaukee resident like me hasn't seen before. One of them was particularly telling. It taught me a lesson about how the red-lining racists of Milwaukee made a critical mistake - one which left black people a valuable lifeline out of degradation and poverty.

The other day, I explored an alternative route home, looking to avoid the usual traffic jams while simultaneously distributing fliers for the Milwaukee Science Fiction League. I went up Teutonia Ave. and turned west down Villard, meaning to drop off a flier at the Villard Square Public Library. It was a slightly more northerly route than I usually take home, but wasn't too much of a detour. Before I got there, I found an amazing sight. Nestled snugly between 33rd and 38th Streets, was an interesting set of structures with classical brickwork and and inviting-looking facades. There was a bistro-style theater with a sign in front which said "Agape" - clearly transformed into a church since its cinema days - for sale by the city after foreclosure. There was a very ornate brick structure which was very clearly once some sort of bank or city hall. Another looked like it had once been a firehouse, with a bricked-up area where the fire truck garage had once been. There were other buildings that were clearly once centers of business, banking, commerce and industry.  These charming, little buildings were falling apart, but there could be no doubt about it - I was looking at what was once a thriving downtown area!

The downtown of what, I wondered?



Then I found and entered the library, tucked neatly into the southeast corner of 35th and Villard. The parking area was scooped out from the first floor of the building's south side, making it seem almost like a tunnel. The smell of marijuana in the area was quite strong. One of the library doors had been smashed and was covered with a piece of plywood. But inside? Inside was a wonderful, clean, and air-conditioned space occupied with a few kids who were reading themselves towards a better future. The security guard there was nice and friendly, and probably wondered what the hell a bald-ass white boy like me was even doing there. I handed off my flier for the Milwaukee Science Fiction League, and was told by the lady behind the desk that this sounded like a wonderful idea.

That library was a bright, little spot of hope inside an otherwise bad neighborhood.

On my way out, I spotted yet another wonderful, old building with a bulbous tower-spire which was clearly Russo-German in style, a remnant of the "Volga Deutch" of Milwaukee.


'What was this place?' I wondered.

I looked it up after I got home. Turns out, the neighborhood of Old North Milwaukee was once its own, bustling, little metropolis. It began as the town of Schwartzburg (which is eerily prophetic, as that's the German word for "black town" - which is exactly what it became). It grew to become a prominent village, and even a city. It took on the name of "Northern Junction," and later became "North Milwaukee." After it was annexed by Milwaukee in 1929, it was re-designated "Old North Milwaukee." The Milwaukee Road ran right through it. A streetcar line connected it to central Milwaukee. It was an area rich with promise and prosperity. The dilapidated theater I'd found had been built by Fred Maertz, a prominent politician and businessman in the Milwaukee area.

All that glory is gone, now.

On my way back, I drove past 46th and Hampton, not at all far from this historic neighborhood. It was there that my parents owned a home until 1974, and where I spent the first four years of my young life. Later that same decade, the entire section of the city went from predominantly German to predominantly black. It seemingly happened overnight. Between 1974 and 1984, the demographics completely transformed. There is no one "Teutonic" left along Teutonia Avenue anymore.

I don't really blame my parents for being part of the mass exodus of white people out to the suburbs. The same script played itself out in cities all over the Midwestern U.S., and most of those in the "white flight" were not out to screw black people over. They were simply homeowners who saw the property values of their homes plummeting as blacks moved in next door, and did the only reasonable thing they could to protect their family's nest egg. But that sudden decrease in home values was initially brought about by the racism of the first homeowners that left. It was later exacerbated by the racism of the bankers, who reasoned that blacks living next door was somehow a detriment. Bullshit, of course. Having a black neighbor should have made homes increase in value due to neighborhood diversity. But the banks didn't see it that way, so the whites were driven out into the suburbs, racist and non-racist alike, leaving black people the abandoned remains. Due to global economic forces beyond the bankers' control (but which they likely saw coming) the jobs left the area as well. The effect, as we all know, was devastating.

But the racists miscalculated! Milwaukee had then, and still has now, a robust system of libraries scattered throughout exactly the area they red-lined! I witnessed this first-hand. Those libraries are gold-mines, able to lift people out of poverty and into a world of knowledge and education that can propel them into better jobs and better lives. And they also left behind a robust system of parks and greenspace - bulwarks against declining property values and crime. Yes, Milwaukee has its problems, but the racists accidentally left behind a large number of safety valves which people all over the city can take advantage of to build themselves a better future. Those safety valves are the last vestige of a time when Milwaukee was run by German Socialists

That's right, this upward mobility for black people was brought to you courtesy of Emil Seidel, Daniel Hoan, and Charles B. Whitnall.

Not even Reagan could destroy it all.

Back in April, when I introduced Emily St. John Mandell at the Literary Luncheon in the Pabst Mansion, I had the great pleasure of sitting with Chevy Johnson, Milwaukee's first elected black mayor. He addressed the audience, pointing out how important the library system was to his upbringing, and how crucial it was that we support it with our donations and tax dollars. He is a living testament to the importance of the libraries as a means whereby children can escape the monster of poverty.

He is proof it works!

The libraries are much more than books. They are much more than a free alternative to the DVD rental store or Redbox. They are living, breathing repositories of the means and knowledge to learn how to code computers, how to write a resume, how to fix a car, how to do... well, anything! For FREE!

So please, oppose any politician who would dare take funds away from our libraries, or worse "privatize" them. Donate liberally as part of your charitable giving when you need your tax write-off (or even if you don't need one). Every dollar you spend on a library means thousands of dollars in positive benefit exactly where it's needed the most!

We need to make that critical mistake by the racist bankers count!

Then, we will see Old North Milwaukee return to being the glorious Schwartzburg it was always meant to be.


Eric

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Friday, June 24, 2022

Roe v Wade Has Fallen (For Now)

 


Roe v. Wade has fallen. 

To accomplish this, Christians have voted for monsters. For years. And no, that is not mere hyperbole. Roy Moore is a monster. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a monster. Trump is a monster.

To get this done, they've very nearly thrown away our entire democratic republic. They undoubtedly will try to do so again.

All in the misguided effort to bludgeon liberals back to God. Or, so they believe.

Some people actually dare to act surprised by this outcome. Despite people issuing warning bells for years. In spite of Christian Dominionists being brazen about this being their tactic for decades. In spite of a leaked Supreme Court memo stating the Justices' intentions only months ago.

Liberals did not perceive anything like a real threat to their reproductive rights - until it was too late. Somehow, especially during their Berniecrat disappointments, when some of them went all gung-ho for Jill Stein, they just didn't believe this could ever be possible.

What did YOU think "burn it all down" meant?

So what's my take on all this?

For starters, this is the death of Christianity. I predicted so back in 2018, and I predict so again. Christians have gambled everything on this one throw - and won. But they mortgaged their future to do it - and the bills have come due. They are about to pay, and pay dearly, for this mistake.

Nothing pisses off Liberals quite like being too late to prevent a political disaster. Leftists love to swim after the ship long after its sailed, and they've become quite good at such swimming. This time, they will be swimming strong come November, and that's a fact. Were gas prices not so high, I might predict a Democratic sweep of the 2022 midterms. As it is, that will only happen if Russia's war in Ukraine ends very soon, and that's not likely to happen unless the U.S. intervenes.

But there is a silver lining to this dark cloud. As I've predicted in the past, there will come a prohibition moment. The United States will reverse its decision on this, either through legislation, Constitutional Amendment, or both. We've seen this happen before in Ireland. When abortion restrictions fell in that country, there was cheering in the streets!

It will happen here, too. And when it does, Christianity will never, ever rise again.

No, Christianity is not yet dead. But it lies gasping. On the way to its last breath, with the majority of Americans no longer attending church, it has fired off one last shot that will reverberate for many years after they have all gone the way of Greco-Roman Paganism. We will suffer because of this development for a long time. Coat-hanger abortions and back-alley abortions will make a comeback.

Christians may even decide to return to the old bread-and-butter issues that once made it great. Things like feeding the hungry, curing the sick, clothing the naked, helping the poor... You know, the things Jesus would have wanted. Remember those? Christians used to give a shit about all that.

So yes, we lost one. But NEVER give up! This is NOT over!


Eric

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Tuesday, May 3, 2022

I Warned You



 Yes, I warned you.

About abortion? Yes. I warned you back in 2018 it was doomed. I also had warnings for you in 2020 when Mitch McConnell did a complete flip-flop from the 2016 argument he used regarding Merrick Garland and decided to fast-track Amy Coney Barrett as the presumptive nominee.

Then, as now, I scolded all you fellow leftists for not fighting then the way you're suddenly willing to now. Somehow, liberals never seem to get outraged at anything until long after the ship has sailed. (Although this ship has not only sailed, it's arrived in port at the other side of the ocean.)

Hey, all you Jill Stein voters. How does your 2016 vote look now?

But while I'm seeing lots of blame for past Republican screw-ups regarding abortion (and complete inaction from Democrats), I'm seeing none of the same association regarding gasoline.

Nobody blames Biden for the upcoming SCOTUS decision regarding abortion. But by the same token, nobody should blame Biden for high gasoline prices and inflation, either. Because the seeds for those were laid by Republican hands and their corporate lobbyists.

Remember the EV-1? It was an electric car made by General Motors from 1996 to 1999. Corporate interests and Republican politicians killed it. Why? To keep us dependent upon gasoline. And being dependent upon gasoline has disastrous economic consequences, because every time there's a gas crisis, it raises the cost of everything.

I warned you about this consequence back in 2011. And again in 2019.

My main point is that we recognize how the current mess with abortion rights happened because of what Republicans did in years past (and what Democrats failed to do). But the exact same situation is also true of gasoline prices. All our continued dependency upon fossil fuels has come at the behest of Republicans bowing to the special interests of Big Oil and the plastics industry. Yes, Putin's invasion of Ukraine is a big factor.

But no amount of supply chain issues would matter if we weren't so dependent upon supply.


Eric

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Wednesday, March 9, 2022

 


In my previous blog post, I pointed out how our very democracy is threatened by the constant barrage of fake news. The Right-Wing Media Cult which generates such fake news goes unchecked, free to do or say whatever it takes to stoke anger, fear, and with them, higher network ratings.

So long as the news remains for-profit, it will forever try to sensationalize, electrify, horrify, or in any other way manufacture outrage. Because that's what sells newspapers. That's what drives up ad revenue.

So, given that freedom of speech is an absolute (as well it should be), how do we fight it?

Here's my proposal, and it's so crazy it just might work.

We go to the Republicans and say, "How would you like to stop liberal media bias?"

And of course, they will say, "Hell, yeah! What can I do?"

Then we sell them a bill which essentially says this: Media which labels itself as "news" must only report factual events. False reporting, opinionating, or disguising op ed or advertisement as news is punishable by fine.

Notice how this does not infringe upon free speech. Any "infotainment" outlet, such as Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, or Rachel Maddow, can continue to say whatever they want, as often as they want, so long as they do so on a non-news platform. They must move to an entertainment platform - where they fucking belong.

The territory known as "news" becomes hallowed ground. As it should always be.

This not only drives the opinionating out of the news, it re-establishes the "separation of church and state" that used to exist regarding advertisement and news items. "Native advertising" becomes a thing of the past. (Thank fuck!)

It is analogous to another law, already on the books, regarding food items. If someone sells a food item, and its contents are not what is described on the list of ingredients, that manufacturer is liable. It is illegal to sell "gluten free" when it contains gluten, or "pesticide-free" if it contains pesticides. By the same token, something cannot call itself "news" if it contains opinion instead.

We have the right to know that what goes into our bodies is safe, according to current law. By the same token, we also have a right to know that what goes into our minds is safe as well.

And arguably, our minds are more important.

Of course, if the label says, "contains MSG" and a consumer buys it anyway, that's on them. By the same token, some will continue to consume fake news anyway, just like some people buy the Lucky Charms which is nothing but marshmallows. It might be bad for you, but that's your choice. You just can't pretend it isn't bad for you. You can't pretend you're eating healthy.

You can't pretend you are an informed citizen after watching Tucker Carlson, either.

Will Republicans buy it? They just might. Or, they might smell the trap. But even if they don't trust the proposal, the Right-Wing Media Cult will probably take the bait, especially if Democrats sell it well with a well-executed AstroTurf campaign. (Granted, Dems don't have a good track record of doing this, but with our entire democracy on the line, they'd better!) With the masses of Trumpsters firmly behind it, Republicans will have no choice but to capitulate like the cowards they have proven themselves to be over these last several years.

It will undoubtedly come as a surprise to them when Fox News and OANN get smacked down by this new law far more than CNN and MSNBC do. But... them's the breaks, right?

And I wish Rachel Maddow the best of luck on MTV. I wish Tucker Carlson the best of luck on TBN (or whatever luckless network gets stuck with him). He will undoubtedly retain his following. But not on a news network, which makes all the difference in the world, because Tucker Carlson is not a journalist. He hasn't been for some time.

Besides, if I had to lose Rachel Maddow in order to get rid of Tucker Carlson, I'd take that deal in a heartbeat!


Eric

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Saturday, January 29, 2022

Jan 6th Will Happen Again

 


The revolt on January 6th will happen again.

This is not me being a prophet. This is an empirical observation about what Republicans are doing right now, in broad daylight, to steal the 2024 election.

It's not like I'm making this up. Anyone, right now, can go to a right-wing radio show, television show, or podcast, and hear them talking about doing so right this minute. As we speak, bills are circulating through state legislatures to take the certification power for vote counts away from attorneys general, and place them in the hands of state legislative bodies instead - almost all of which will be controlled by Republicans.

A more blatant and flippant attempt at subverting democracy has not been seen since the Nazis in the 1930's. And while it's usually true that comparing things to Nazism is a virtual guarantee to not be taken seriously, this time it isn't hyperbole or paranoia.

Go see for yourself. It's absolutely shameless.

They feel justified in this because they have been constantly lied to by a media machine that does not give a damn about the truth. So people end up believing that the 2020 election was somehow stolen from them, and believe that they are justified in using desperate tactics.

Check out this video of a man whose fires have been so stoked that he's getting impatient about when he gets to use his precious firearms against liberals.

"How many elections are they going to steal before we kill these people?" Charlie Kirk gets asked at his Turning Point rally in Boise, Idaho.

Kirk, to his credit, denounces him, but that didn't stop a number of people in the audience whom whooping and cheering

Never mind that Republicans have clearly and unambiguously stolen 2 out of the last 5 presidential elections, one of which was taken by Trump, who LOST the popular vote in 2016, yet got named president anyway by an Electoral College system that refused to do the job it was put in place to do, namely prevent demagogues like Trump from getting in.

The system is so out of balance right now, that any Democrat must win 55% of the popular vote or higher, just to win.

And this fucker wants to know when he and his buddies get to use THEIR guns against US?

Where is the sense of urgency regarding the FACT that the Right-Wing Media Cult wants us all DEAD?

January 6th 2021 was a wake-up call. But clearly, the response of the Left and most Democrats is to hit the snooze button and roll over.

This is the part that scares the living shit out of me. The barbarians are at the gate, and all the guards are fast asleep. Playing cards. Abandoning their posts. Not drugged, just fucking apathetic.

Does nobody else see that America is mother-fucking jeopardy?

This is very much like one of those disaster movies where the expert sounds the alarm about the disaster, and nobody ever listens to him. Except that unlike Towering Inferno, or Volcano, or Jurassic Park, where the cautions of the highly-decorated scientists go ignored, there isn't a highly-decorated scientist or expert.

There's just me. And my little blog.

Thus it is that I am forced to sit on the sidelines, watch the experts miss the point over and over, watch those in charge repeatedly fuck up, helpless to stop any of it.

If only people listened to me like they do other contra-qualified gasbags, like Alex Jones - someone whose skill as an "infotainer" is such that he doesn't deserve, nor should ever have, one single follower.

Actually, a few other people see a glimpse of it. Charlie Sykes on The Bulwark has some inkling of it. But he keeps missing the mark. He reports on the threat daily, never EVER addressing the root cause of it all - the non-stop extremist propaganda that passes for "news" these days.

It's like watching someone trying to bail out the sinking ship - one teaspoonful at a time.

Here's a thought: How about we do something about the GIANT, GAPING HOLE IN THE SIDE OF THE GODDAMNED SHIP?! Maybe if we stop the flood of misinformation from flowing in, we can finally bail the ship out so that we can repair it in the nearest harbor.

How do we do that?

Watch this space.


Eric

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Thursday, October 28, 2021

Major Harris, Kid Criminals, And Consequences


 

Kids are killing kids here in Milwaukee.

On October 14, Mallory Muenzenberger was found shot to death in the back yard of a home in Milwaukee. Authorities had difficulty identifying her and notifying her family because she was from Onalaska, WI, just outside LaCrosse. But when they finally did reach family members, they discovered that Mallory's three-year-old son, Major Harris, was missing. This prompted an Amber Alert and the entire city of Milwaukee came together in a municipal-wide hunt for the boy.

One week later, the hunt came to a tragic end. The remains of Major Harris were found in a storage bin off 35th Street, one block north of Villard Ave. The boy had been shot in the head.

Officers had quickly developed a suspect in Jaheem Clark. But as police approached his home on N. 41st and Custer Ave., he committed suicide. That was Sunday, October 17th.

Other suspects were arrested in the case, but Jaheem Clark appears (for now) to have been the ringleader, and the oldest among the suspects.

Not even legal drinking age.

Another tragedy took place in Wauwatosa on October 15th. Four juveniles, aged between 13 and 15, jacked a car in front of the Holiday Inn on North Ave. and Mayfair Road. The busted a window on a vehicle, but were scared off. Sunita Balogun, a 47 year-old Nigerian woman from Oshkosh, informed security at the hotel. Later, she spotted the kids from inside her Jeep. She caught up with the group, got out of the vehicle and confronted them, but the youngest of them, a 13-year-old identified as Jayden Adams, got past Balogun, hopped into the driver's seat of her Jeep, punched her in the face, then kicked the door into her. She fell, he hit the gas and ran her down. He then picked up his friends and they took off.

Sherwin Hughes reported that the kids later went shopping with Balogun's stolen credit cards.

When the stolen Jeep was recovered, it was found that the kids were in the process of repainting it. They were going to keep the vehicle!

The driver who struck her was only 13. He is being charged as an adult, and is facing 115 years in jail.

He was born in 2008.

He will never graduate from 8th grade.

These are just a few stories from the police blotter of the City of Milwaukee as of late. And one pattern becomes clear: Our criminals are KIDS!

Right now, there is a plague of car thefts on top of a plague of reckless driving. Often, the reckless drivers are the thieves themselves.

And they are KIDS! Not even old enough to drive, anyway.

Marshall High School has become an epicenter of this. Kids there are introduced to car theft before they're even old enough to take drivers' ed.

Part of this is the system. Kids steal cars, they joyride, they ditch the car afterwards. Even if the police catch them, they are usually let go. Only 2% of car thefts are ever prosecuted, much less convicted.

But the more crucial part is that the schools have failed. People often complain, "Where are the parents?" But when parents are forced to take on two minimum wage jobs to make ends meet, they simply can't raise a teenager responsibly. Nobody can.

This is where good schools are supposed to make up the difference. But in Milwaukee, schools are subjected to the School Choice Program - a positively Darwinian approach which leaves MPS utterly bereft of the resources it needs to teach kids properly.

But do charter schools work better? The numbers seem to say yes. But that's because charter schools bump out the most problematic kids after only three weeks. This boosts their academic numbers and allows them to brag about what a fine job they're doing with education. They also get to keep the school voucher money! But those kids who get booted have no choice but to return to MPS - which then has even less money to deal with. Zero vouchers for those who need them most.

In other words, the very kids who need the most remedial education, the very ones who need the most time, effort, and - yes, I'll say it - money, are the ones most left out in the cold.

Do Republicans really believe that has zero consequences?

Now, suppose you were thrown into that meat grinder as a teenager. Suppose the system failed you that utterly. You know damned well there's no future for you. You know damned well nobody will help you. You also know your best shot at a GED is from inside a jail cell.

Wouldn't you lash out? Wouldn't you steal cars just for kicks, too? Hell, you're headed straight for jail, anyway. Might as well have some fun before you go.

If you have been in favor of school choice, you have been in favor of exactly this. You have been in favor of letting public schools fail. But what you ignored was that when a school fails, all the kids in that school fail also. That comes back to us in the form of crime, crime, and more crime, and all it takes is one abandoned kid to make a troublemaker out to make our streets unsafe. Multiply that times the hundreds upon hundreds of kids whom MPS is forced to let down, and you get the hideous situation on the city's north and northwest sides.

If you backed school choice, you have some of Major Harris' blood on your hands. You have some of Sunita Balogun's blood on your hands. You have some of the blood of the 167 Milwaukee homicides on your hands.

You should have known this would inevitably happen. Fuck you.


It's absolutely clear what the solution is: FUND THE SHIT OUT OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS!

You want to end crime? Are you "tough" on crime? Then give kids a reason to believe they can make it without going to jail! That means FUNDING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS!

You want reparations? Or at least, the beginnings of reparations? FUND THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS!

You want to end segregation in Milwaukee? FUND THE UTMOST SHIT OUT OF OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS! You'll be amazed how quickly quality education brings white people back into the city!

And if Republicans say, "But that's too expensive," the only proper response is that it got that way because YOU refused to pay the piper before. And now the interest on that account has grown!

It's time to pay the piper. And if I had it my way, I would seize Scott Walker's assets as a down payment. But barring that, I'll settle for the willingness of city officials to pony up, and white people generally shutting the hell up about the price tag.


It is not just the solution, it is the only solution.


Eric

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Cancelling Dave Chapelle


I've realized something about cancelling people. It doesn't work.

I mean, if the general idea is to shame people into changing their minds, canceling does exactly the opposite.

Case in point, Dave Chapelle, who has built his career by being boldly offensive. He's also made a career making jokes out of uncomfortable truths. But in his latest Netflix special, "The Closer," he is being decidedly transphobic, and even highlighting some of his own past transphobic humor. As a result, many of my fellow Leftists are calling for The Closer to be canceled from Netflix. So far, Netflix is standing its ground, and for good reason - it's reached #3 on Netflix's Top 10. Chappelle remains popular despite, or perhaps even because of, his transphobia.

But Chappelle is no fool. He has an unusual clarity of insight which makes him good at his job, and sooner or later (I believe), this will make him see things differently.

IF we back off.

Don't get me wrong. I side with transgender issues. I'm all for trans rights. But canceling doesn't convince anyone of anything - other than that we are the Parisian mob of 1799, beheading anyone we disapprove of without scruple or supplication.

When I was a teenager, I was a Bible-thumper. I berated certain people all the time, usually classmates or family. They, in turn, tended to double-down on being rebellious, often rubbing it in my face.

Then I questioned my faith, and eventually left Christianity. And the people I used to berate all became responsible citizens. Some even embraced the Church!

Often, backing off is the best way to let people change their minds on their own.

I'm convinced that J.K. Rowling might have come around if people had backed off on her. I'm equally convinced that Richard Dawkins might not have dug in his heels if we'd "discussed" things with him beforehand instead of merely writing him off. But people hit back hard if you hit them first. Doubly so if they're hit by an Internet flash-mob! After that, it becomes personal, and changing one's mind becomes nearly impossible.

Is it too late for Rowling or Dawkins? I don't know. But as I've said repeatedly on this blog, forgiveness is not just for religious people.

What really gets me is the outrage. It's not the outrage regarding Chapelle's transphobia that's the problem. In fact, I think the trans community has a legitimate gripe. No, the problem is that the outrage is HERE, surrounding Chappelle, and similar outrage is NOT to be found regarding the impending fall of our Republic!

Doesn't anybody care that our Democracy is about to DIE? Doesn't anyone care about that MORE than they do about Chappelle's antics?

I'm sorry, but Trump attempting ANOTHER steal is way, way more important than Chappelle or Rowling. Because if we lose our Democracy, trans rights go with it, and bad shows on Netflix will be the least of our problems.

If ANYONE trying to cancel Dave Chappelle stays home for the 2022 election, I will personally cancel that fool right back. And if Chappelle somehow gets cancelled and Tucker Carlson isn't? I will go full-on Jesus-in-the-temple, throwing over every table I can find among my fellow Progressives!

Am I saying we have bigger fish to fry? No. 

I'm saying there's a goddamned SHARK on our ass! We might want to look to that.

I mean, if we want to be alive long enough to cancel Chappelle.


Eric

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