It's been a while since I've taken aim at Bill Maher. I
attacked him in 2009, and
again in 2015. I later defended him
when he fucked up in 2017.
But this time, well...
Well, if you didn't see the episode itself, you've seen it floating around various social media posts. Bill Maher, the guy who has made a career out of making fun of people (mostly) on the political Right, had a sit-down meeting and dinner with President Trump, brokered by their mutual friend, Kid Rock. Then said some soft-sell positivity about Trump on his show afterwards.
Okay, I get the argument about needing to have dialogue with the opposite side. I believe in the same values Bill does in regards to needing to talk with those who disagree with you. Like Bill, I hate the fact that we all live within our information bubbles these days, and scarcely a contrary argument ever gets through. I agree that those bubbles need to be burst.
But... Donald Trump?
He's in a special category, and the firewall regarding being cordial with him exists for a damned good reason. If it were Adolf Hitler, Bill's betrayal couldn't have been more stark.
But I need to remind you, this shouldn't surprise us. Bill has never been a limousine liberal. You may recall (some of you), when he did his first TV show, Politically Incorrect, his brand was largely being slightly right of center, taking occasional jabs at religion and shitting on Bill Clinton all the time. He proudly supported Bob Dole for president in 1996. And in the 2000 presidential election, he endorsed Ralph fucking Nader.
Then came 9/11.
One of the would-be guests on Politically Incorrect, conservative pundit Barbara Olson, was killed when her plane was hijacked and flown towards the Pentagon. The plane, as we all know, crashed before it got there. Bill may have taken the loss personally. Like many other atheists, he sided with the right-wingers who wanted to go after Islam. And he ended up siding with Dinesh D'Sousa (of all insane nutballs), in agreeing that the 9/11 terrorists were courageous.
"We have been the cowards," he said, "lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it -- not cowardly."
He later apologized, but the damage was done. Advertisers pulled out. Some ABC affiliates stopped airing the show altogether. Maher got scolded by White House Press Secretary Ari Fleisher. Politically Incorrect scuffled, its ratings dived, and it was finally cancelled in June of 2002.
So when Maher rebounded with Real Time With Bill Maher in 2003, sounding largely anti-Bush and railing against crazy right-wingers, we need to remember that he was placating to the demographic who watches HBO, not necessarily taking a moral stand. And he would have said literally anything back then to get back on the air. For him, being anti-Bush was the perfect formula for accomplishing that.
But deep down, I'm quite certain Bill Maher remained that same, center-right guy from all those years ago. And then, as now, he's willing to be flexible if it keeps him alive, both in real life, and on the air.
But for all his occasional flexing, he has also been steadfast in many things. He has remained solid to classic neo-liberalism, believing in freedom of speech, freedom of the press, and free-trade. And while he may have gotten some things wrong (vaccines, for instance), he has usually been intellectually sound.
It was Maher who correctly called out how big a threat Trump was in 2016. It was Maher who correctly pointed out that Trump was not about to leave willingly in 2020. It was Maher who warned us most starkly that Trump would be a vicious dictator in exactly the way he's manifesting now.
Which is why Maher's goddamned sane-washing of Trump now is so unforgivable.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump, as we all know, treats celebrities differently than he does other people. He likes having celebs who hate him couch their negative opinions in "yeah, but..." So he treats celebs with golf-course respect, and they come away from the meeting with a generally more positive attitude about Trump. It's a scam, and one that Trump is uniquely talented at. He can charm certain people, and the bigger the celeb, the greater the person's wealth, the more charm he turns on. And no matter who you are, Trump can always get on your good side, and you on his, if the magic words get spoken: "Let's make a deal."
And Bill Maher bit on it, hook, line, and sinker!
This is why he went on his show and dared to say that Trump was a different guy when the cameras were turned off (wrong!); that he was amenable to hearing the truth (an act!); that he was willing to consider Maher a friend (oh, come on!).
There is even a special fallacy named for what Maher did - it's called the "But Hitler loved dogs!" fallacy.
But deep down, there's a mad genius behind this betrayal. Maher can do the math. He knows damned well Trump is a dictator. He's said so. He knows that he's unleashing a reign of terror. He's been one of the biggest voices warning us about it!
So why is he capitulating now, of all times?
Because the proverbial handwriting is on the wall. Trump has gone after immigrants, and whether or not they are legal and protected doesn't matter. He has gone after Universities and their students, and they have largely caved. He has gone after law firms and they have largely backed down. He is currently going after PBS and NPR, who are likely to lose their federal funding. And it's not hard to see who is next. Trump will go after MSNBC. He will target Rachel Maddow in particular. He will likely win that fight.
And then?
Then he's coming for HBO/CNN. That means John Oliver, and Maher himself.
So Maher knows what's coming, and he has gone 100% chicken shit over it. I can't entirely blame him. He's trying to survive. He's also half-Jewish, and Jews know how to survive even the most oppressive of regimes.
It's still a betrayal, damn it.
So, Bill, it's time for you to retire. If you can't stand up to Trump anymore, you are useless, and your show has no audience. You wanted to capitulate to Trump, and you achieved that. You wanted to survive, and you probably will. You've already made your money. You've stopped going on tour. You're near retirement age anyway.
So fucking leave! Your absence helps us more than your presence at this point.
And when your memoirs are published posthumously, maybe you can admit that you were too scared shitless to do your goddamned job, one you were 100% committed to -- until suddenly you weren't. Maybe say something like, "Hey, I wouldn't be able to do anything about it if I ended up dead."
Okay. Solid argument. But that only means the next dude after you is going to die.
For you, Bill, the cock has crowed twice, and you have denied us thrice.
Eric
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