I'm sometimes given to quiet musings which are of little importance to anyone else but me. It is, in fact, my favorite way to spend my free time. But periodically I stumble upon a thought which the world must know about because it has world-changing and life-saving consequences. This blog post shares such a thought with you. Pay attention.
I see how our culture sometimes uses designated drivers on assigned party nights during the weekend. Good thing, there, but not nearly enough of that's happening. And I was watching our Brewers win over the Cardinals last night (Har, har!) when I saw a commercial for Captain Morgan, where a single rower was towing the party barge back to the Captain's ship. The caption read, "Designate a driver. Captain's orders." But how lonely that one rowboat guy looked!
That's when it occurred to me: Most designated drivers happen to be male, and they're missing out on some of the party to be the driver. So here's my big thought, and remember, it could save lives! If you are part of a party with a male designated driver...
Make sure that driver gets laid!
Just imagine how many more guys will be willing to be the designated driver if our culture insists that we repay their invaluable service with some well-earned nookie! With more designated drivers lining up to get behind the wheel and get lucky, drunk driving will decrease dramatically, and lives will be saved!
So there you have it! Call it the "tushy for taxi" rule!
Oh, and female designated drivers get their feet rubbed by a tan, muscular athlete!